Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Important Prayers (Funny)



A WOMAN'S (REAL) PRAYER:
Now I lay me
Down to sleep.
I pray the Lord
My shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles
Please no bags
And please lift my butt
Before it sags.
Please no age spots
Please no gray
And as for my belly,
Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy
Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord
For all that you've done.

Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

2 comments:

M. C. Pearson said...

LOL! Hopped over from Bonnie's post. Funny, funny, funny! I love the last line of that last prayer.

Josiane Ansong said...

Thank you so much, so funny and...so true : you can not find all this qualities in one man (only Jesus is perfect!)